Everbody iz a victim

Yew knowd, I have been accused of writin, directin and starrin in a soap operie. Well, it jest ends here concernin southern Concho Co. The whole reason I ever got on the dang Koran of Sixmanfootball wuz to counteract the woe iz me victim playin goin on. Yew knowd, I iz well acquainted with playin the victim myself. I done did it fer bout three years. Sittin and lookin out the winder and feelin sorry for myself. Jest thinkin bout it makes me wanna throw up rite now. Poor ole Goob, the whole world iz gainst me. Last year they wuz all the playin the victim thang and it jest makes me sick. Thiz whole dang country duz. People, life iz hard and when yew finally figger that out and quit yur dang whinin yew will be a heck of alot better off. Did yew hear any whinin from El Paso or Happy Hill or Veribest. Nope, not a whimper. So I iz done with southern Concho Co. They reely ain't worth mentionin cuz they iz too busy bein victimized.