Church Signs

Yew knowd, one of the more facinatin thangs to me iz the lil messages on church signs. I mean, thare iz the attempt at bein funny ones, like "CH_RCH, the only thang that iz missin iz U" or "Seven days without Prayer makes one Weak." Or the obvious ones, like "God iz only a prayer away." Or the ones designed to git yew good and skeered, like "Turn or Burn" or " If yew keep on lyin, yew will soon be fryin!" Don't that jest make yew want fer Sunday to git here sooner rather than later? Who iz these designed fer? Iz these intended to help folk find the Lord or iz they designed to entertain the chosen? Whatever the intent, pleaze quit, it iz too painful to look at. And these are the same folks who iz atryin to do skool as well. Ain't church hard enuff? Why double up on doin thangs poorly in two realms? Oh well, itz a free country after all. Git them letters and sign away!!!