NeerTards

Yew knowd, I been athinkin lately bout a serious problem on thiz here planet. And no, it ain't global warmin. Itz a plague aheckuva lot worser. Any of yew member back durin proheebition when yew cudn't git a legal drink and they come up with that stuff called NeerBeer, well thare iz sumthin like that that walks our planet everday: NeerTards. Now these ain't the sweet folks that we knowd as reetarded, the ones in the special lympics and all. They iz alwayz happy to see yew and will love on yew and all. I am a talkin bout that group of people who falls tween bout 70 and 90 on the IQ scale. The ones bout ten points above Forrest Gump and ten points below Pat Sajak or any uther game show host. The ones who knowd to git outta the rain, but don't knowd to roll up the winder after they done got outta the rain. The ones that iz able to roam the streets renderin thare nonsensical crapola on us all. Plus they iz allowed to procreate and that iz sumthin they do with great ability. Plus they iz allowed to vote, and well, that's how yew git Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House.

A Point to Ponder

Yew can't win the Kentucky Derby ridin a jackass.