Everbody iz a victim

Yew knowd, I have been accused of writin, directin and starrin in a soap operie. Well, it jest ends here concernin southern Concho Co. The whole reason I ever got on the dang Koran of Sixmanfootball wuz to counteract the woe iz me victim playin goin on. Yew knowd, I iz well acquainted with playin the victim myself. I done did it fer bout three years. Sittin and lookin out the winder and feelin sorry for myself. Jest thinkin bout it makes me wanna throw up rite now. Poor ole Goob, the whole world iz gainst me. Last year they wuz all the playin the victim thang and it jest makes me sick. Thiz whole dang country duz. People, life iz hard and when yew finally figger that out and quit yur dang whinin yew will be a heck of alot better off. Did yew hear any whinin from El Paso or Happy Hill or Veribest. Nope, not a whimper. So I iz done with southern Concho Co. They reely ain't worth mentionin cuz they iz too busy bein victimized.

Will Coach Fontana have enuff fellers to play

Word iz that sum of them Eden boys done quit the team. I guess they ain't into stealin tp to avoid playin richland thiz year. They jest quit period. Will they have enuff to play come Nov. 2? My guess iz no. They will not play. Guess ole Fontana and I will havta have a celebrity boxin match instead.

Overstimerlated

Yew knowd, over the last few days I been areadin stuff in the Koran of Sixmanfootball and I have done got myself overstimerlated. Jest the thought of the Frost Polar Bears goin to sixman has done sent me over the edge. And who can fergit the witty back and forth of The Coffee Shop. And fer downrite, pure, unadulterated joy the musins of MetroEagles can't be beat.

Free at last, free at last

In honor of ole Edenecho, echo, echo let me jest say that freedom iz a wonderful thang. Fer a second I done thought that she wuz gonna break out in a moderfied rendition of MLK's famous speech with a few changes: Goob iz gone, Goob iz gone, thank God Almighty, Goob iz gone. Well, it iz fer yew lil lady that I done moved my bullying, badgerin, and baitin over here to thiz here blog. Baitin iz one of my favrite thangs in the world. I am partial to hellgrammites, how bout yew?

www.sixmanfootball.com: The Koran of Sixman football

Well, it done seems that our beloved dubya dubya dudya sixmanfootball dot com has done been took over by the funnydamnmentalists. The site has done been hijackified by terrorists who baited and bullied and badgered ole Granger to death so he didn't have no recourse but to delete, delete, delete ole Goob. Ole Granger iz being held hostage by church skoolers, Edenites, Bradychellians, the ACLU, the Travis County Democratic Party headquarters, FT14 and a whole dang host of peckerwoods that got the sense of a rodeo clown at a tea party. Let us all bow our heads and pray fer ole Granger. And in the words of our Lord remember that the truth will done set yew free.

In uther news, here's a big ole shout out to ninelvira. Yew stir me. Here's the last lil ditty I done wrote in her honor before I had my boat oar sawed off:

Dear ninelvira,

Yur powers iz reely gittin to me. I can't think bout nuthin but love. In fact, I gotz to thinkin bout all them poor ole country fellers who done got rejected by eHarmony. So I am proposin a new site fer them fellers and the gals who loves em: eHominy.com. Yew cud give lessons to the gals on fashion tips and how cast spells on thare feller. I cud see if Matahari90210 cud give the fellers lessons from that Kamer Sutrie book that hiz people iz so famous fer. Letz jest say they will be aputtin the dot in eHominy.com. I even got a test number up fer fellers to call to see the interest level: 1-800-HEI-FERS, that's 1-800-H-E-I-F-E-R-S.